Short Intelligent Jokes

Jokes that can be re-told without the worry of 'will the audience find it funny and consider me good'.

Moses - First Lawyer

Moses must have been first lawyer in the World. I can almost hear him use the good news, bad news thingie on the poor people. He must have walked down the mount and said: "Guys, I have some good news and some bad news...the good news is...I negotiated and kept the commandments list to just ten...the bad news is that Adultery stays."

Compulsive Disorder

"It is liqour doctor. Whenever I have drunk a glass of wine...I have a compulsion to make love to whomever I happen to be with."

"Why don't I fix us a nice drink and we discuss this compulsion of yours, threadbare?"