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Humour that's rarely clever, if ever

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After the Great Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

 

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey SeƱor, I would like the world`s best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him .

 

The guy from Budweiser says, "I`d like the best beer in the world, give me `The King Of Beers`, a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

 

The guy from Coors says, "I`d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

 

Vijay Mallaya sits down and says, "Give me a Pepsi."

 

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren`t you drinking a Kingfisher?"

 

Mr Mallaya replies, "Well, if you guys aren`t drinking beer, neither will I."

 

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Q: What do you call a fight between 2 Orkut users?

 

A: A scrap.

 

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An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighborhood, His American neighbor went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.

 

 

Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

 

 

 

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next   day, he went on with other stuff.

 

 

 

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.

 

 

 

"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!", he yelled at the Indian.

 

 

 

The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."

 

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